Hula Teacher:Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo:It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…
Hula Teacher:“Pudge” is a fish?
Lilo:And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said “a tuna sandwich”. I can’t give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo:Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher:Fish?
Lilo:[hysterical] It’s fish! If I give Pudge tuna,I’d be an abomination!I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘cause all we have is… is…stinkin’ tuna!
Hula Teacher:Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo:[calm]Pudge controls the weather.(via snorkack)
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